Monday, August 1, 2011

A Dentist in a factory and a broken arm is involved

Vroom Vroom as the factory buzzed around me. I put on my rubber gloves, mask and dental supplies ready. A little five year old boy walked in whining "Ewwwww! This is not a dentist! Mom! SPINACH! I don't want to go to military school. EVIIIIILL!!!!!!"
The little boy squirmed around in his seat. After six hours of trying to keep him still they nurse shot him with a tranquilizer. Then I brushed his teeth. We dragged the boy outside then tossed him in the dumpster. By the time he wakes up he would be in the city dump.I thought. As I walked inside,quite satisfied, a woman came rushing in.
"Whe-Where is my son!!!!" she demanded.
"Yo-Y-Your son? Yeah, ummmm, we- we sent him outside. He ummmmmmm he went outside.Didn't want anybody to escort him." I stammered
"Oh Noooo! TYLER!!!!!" the woman ran screaming
Then another boy came in "I have a broken arm" he told me. "TOOOOO BAAAAD FOR YOUUU!" I yelled and kicked him into the dumpster..


-Da Invisible Person
Do NOT ask what this is because I honestly DO NOT KNOW!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Goodness, goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Goodness gracious.

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